The heart shorts laid flat, front
The heart shorts laid flat, back

The shorts from the app

The exact pair the coach wears. Loose white satin, red hearts.

€29

Tap a size and Stripe takes it from there. Post from €4,90, added at checkout.

  • Pre-order, shipped from 20 October
  • France €4,90, 2 to 3 days · Europe €6,90, 3 to 6 days
  • No returns
Size guide and the small print
SizeWaistHipLength
M72 to 112 cm114 cm37 cm
L76 to 118 cm118 cm38 cm
XL82 to 124 cm124 cm40 cm

The chart is the maker’s own, in centimetres; the waist is elastic, so it is a range. 85% polyester, 10% nylon, 5% elastane. Paid now, posted from 20 October in the order the pre-orders came in, tracked, with a number by email. If that date moves you hear it from me and can cancel for a full refund. No returns: a pair that arrives damaged or in the wrong size is replaced. Sold by Saint Labs, Paris. Shipping and returns in full.

Finish 3 sessions on /gym and 10% comes off by itself, on the device you trained on.